Chaosmage97

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Score: 3
Halo: Orions Spartans III

"Dang, I have to sadly agree..."

date: October 9, 2009

...with the FPS retards below me. This was slow, repetitive, boring, and repetitive. Halo is about shooting stuff and blowing stuff up, not about slow plotlines and such. That's why ODST stands out. It accomplished both, balancing a mystery-story and gameplay. This was nothing. Just a representation of how well you can draw still pictures and use the rotate tool to make them 'move'. When the most animated part of a movie is the trailer (and the credits), then you have failed what you set out to do.
Most people do flash to make something original, whether it be a joke, serious story, or a tribute. This was a good representation of how to use the Break Apart tool on stills I can find on Google Images.

October 9, 2009

Author's Response:

I dont think you understand how grouping animation work - Its nice to know the art itself is worth 3. Fuck you, you go animate something. Whats with you haters?

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Score: 5
Photoshop Color Tutorial!

"This isn't helpfull."

date: June 27, 2009

This is a very old form of Photoshop, apparently. This isn't going to help people with newer versions or computers.
Heck, the first prolem is with grayscaling. You say click grayscale, but there's an entire drop down menu after that, so if we can't do that, then the rest is for nothing.

June 27, 2009

Author's Response:

:O Very old...? ... wow... I must be in the past or something if CS4 is ancient, considering it just came out last year :)

Which drop down menu are you referring to? If you're grayscaling something, it will ask you if you're going to discard all color information and that's pretty much it, and that's the only step you have to do :)

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Score: 9
Facebook Twitter

"Um..."

submission: Facebook Twitter
date: June 14, 2009

There are 2 endings? That's kinda weird.

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Score: 9
Bedtime Story

"Holy crap."

submission: Bedtime Story
date: June 6, 2009

Not only was that a good semi-short (kinda long for a short), but I got off Fable 2 a few hours ago and recognized one of the songs! Nice job!

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Score: 9
The ladys room

"Too creepy."

submission: The ladys room
date: November 3, 2008

I'm sorry. I only watched the first...er...15-20 seconds. around when the door is covered up. please tell me what happens! i'd like to know so it isn't as scary.

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Score: 9
Fallen Angel: Teaser

"You made me do something!"

date: November 2, 2008

It's been a long time since I've written a review, and you made me do it.
You said in your update that you thought you could do a lot better. I beg to differ. I think this art style, small differences as it is, is much better. Sound is nicer, and since this is 4 years old now, it's nostalgic!
Congrats! This is better to me than the official episode 1!

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Score: 7
The Teleporter 1.0

"Ok."

submission: The Teleporter 1.0
date: September 1, 2008

I thought it was nice and had good sound effects. Here's just a few problems I had:

1. Every time you die, you start all over. Please try and work on that.

2. Random deaths. I'm sorry, but at least Prince of Persia found a way around everything trying to kill you. I'd try and put in a math puzzle to give a clue of what you should use. Like with the cannons. Find a math problem that ends with the right cannon number.

Otherwise, I liked it. God knows I can't make something like this, so if I said I hated it, I'd be an asshole.

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Score: 0
Hysteria Dance Remix

"oookay?"

date: July 25, 2008

Now I have a really fast computer. it takes just about 10 seconds for the last episode of XIN to load, which is 30 minutes long, but this still has a black screen. It is you. If it ever does load up, then I'll rate it on the 0-5 rating system, but here, it's a 0.

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Score: 9
flipit

"Damn."

submission: flipit
date: June 29, 2008

Level six is hard. Can you solve it, Terry? It doesn't seem that possible, but it could be, maybe.

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Score: 9
Smash Kingdom Melee

"Good flash, and I want a sprite flash too now!"

date: March 11, 2008

Seroiusly, this has great humor and the sprite motion is flawless, but I want to know how you get those. when i find stuff on a sprite site, it's always just a picture and no download link or anything. there are no separate pictures, what i need, and i don't know what to do. HELP PLEASE!

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