Chaosmage97's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Explosive joking]

Front page?

It had decent animation, but with a title called "Explosive joking" (capitalize the J, btw) I expected jokes. Or maybe A joke. What the hell did I just see?

[Halo: Orions Spartans III]

Dang, I have to sadly agree...

...with the FPS retards below me. This was slow, repetitive, boring, and repetitive. Halo is about shooting stuff and blowing stuff up, not about slow plotlines and such. That's why ODST stands out. It accomplished both, balancing a mystery-story and gameplay. This was nothing. Just a representation of how well you can draw still pictures and use the rotate tool to make them 'move'. When the most animated part of a movie is the trailer (and the credits), then you have failed what you set out to do.
Most people do flash to make something original, whether it be a joke, serious story, or a tribute. This was a good representation of how to use the Break Apart tool on stills I can find on Google Images.

Enzer0 responds:

I dont think you understand how grouping animation work - Its nice to know the art itself is worth 3. Fuck you, you go animate something. Whats with you haters?

[Facebook Twitter]

Um...

There are 2 endings? That's kinda weird.

[Bedtime Story]

Holy crap.

Not only was that a good semi-short (kinda long for a short), but I got off Fable 2 a few hours ago and recognized one of the songs! Nice job!

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

You made me do something!

It's been a long time since I've written a review, and you made me do it.
You said in your update that you thought you could do a lot better. I beg to differ. I think this art style, small differences as it is, is much better. Sound is nicer, and since this is 4 years old now, it's nostalgic!
Congrats! This is better to me than the official episode 1!

[Hysteria Dance Remix]

oookay?

Now I have a really fast computer. it takes just about 10 seconds for the last episode of XIN to load, which is 30 minutes long, but this still has a black screen. It is you. If it ever does load up, then I'll rate it on the 0-5 rating system, but here, it's a 0.

[Smash Kingdom Melee]

Good flash, and I want a sprite flash too now!

Seroiusly, this has great humor and the sprite motion is flawless, but I want to know how you get those. when i find stuff on a sprite site, it's always just a picture and no download link or anything. there are no separate pictures, what i need, and i don't know what to do. HELP PLEASE!

[Don't Ever Be Alone]

Great...

and by great, I mean "ugh. greaaaat. I wasted about 10 seconds of my life on this fuckin shitbag". thanks man, now i'm dying in seven days, douchebag